Self-support protocol
Alice in Wonderland syndrome protocol stabilizing perceptual distortion teams. Ease episodes through visual and spatial processing support.
Attention all units! Central Command making contact.
Distortions in the perception of reality have been detected. Object sizes are changing, time flows unevenly, body boundaries are blurred. But we know: this is a temporary malfunction in the signal processing system. Our organism is a precision instrument, and we will restore calibration. Operation "Scale Restoration" is commencing.
Mission 1: Parietal lobe cortex neurons — immediately recalculate spatial coordinates. Engage backup circuits for size and distance processing. Cross-reference data from vision, touch, and proprioception. Eliminate contradictions in scale perception.
Mission 2: Visual cortex cells — stabilize visual signal processing. Recalibrate neural networks responsible for size constancy. Objects remain unchanged — the brain is temporarily distorting data. Restore analytical precision.
Mission 3: Hippocampal neurons — restore the sense of time. Synchronize the organism's internal clock, stabilize the rhythm of event processing. Time flows evenly — reestablish the connection with reality.
Mission 4: Cerebral vascular cells — ensure even blood flow to all brain regions. Especially to the temporal and parietal areas. Eliminate spasms, deliver oxygen and glucose to where perception is malfunctioning.
Mission 5: Thalamic neurons — check the sensory information filters. Screen out false signals, amplify real ones. You are the central dispatcher of perception. Do not allow distorted data to pass to the cerebral cortex.
Mission 6: Glial cells — support neuronal stability. Clear the intercellular space, restore neurotransmitter balance. Provide neurons with the conditions for precise work.
Mission 7: Vestibular apparatus cells — lock in the body's position in space. Send clear signals about balance and orientation. Help the brain restore the sense of the body's true scale.
Fellow soldiers! Perceptual distortions are not weakness — they are a signal for recalibration. We are a unified organism where every cell works toward restoring truth. Reality does not change. Only signal processing changes — and we will fix it. Together we will return the world to its proper proportions.
Protocol activated. Perception calibration has begun.
Alice in Wonderland Syndrome creates distorted perceptions where objects appear wrong sizes, body parts feel disproportionate, or time seems altered—your visual processing teams temporarily misinterpret spatial information. This rare neurological condition involves disrupted communication in the posterior parietal cortex and visual association areas, where sensory integration teams normally construct coherent spatial reality. During episodes, these teams send contradictory reports: objects appear to shrink (micropsia) or enlarge (macropsia), your hands seem gigantic or tiny, distances feel compressed or stretched. Common triggers include migraines (spreading cortical depression disrupts neural networks), Epstein-Barr virus affecting temporal lobe processing teams, or certain medications. Some cases occur in childhood and resolve with brain maturation. The "organism as team" model helps reframe frightening experiences: your perception-building crews aren't failing permanently—they're experiencing temporary signal interference, like crossed wires during a system update. Understanding the mechanism reduces panic: you know your vision teams will recalibrate, your spatial mapping crews will synchronize again, and your reality-construction headquarters will restore accurate processing. Your role becomes providing stability during episodes—resting in safe environments, managing migraine triggers, and trusting your neural teams to reestablish normal operations. ⚕️ This protocol does not replace professional consultation.